(via illza)
we’ve all done this before
What if the Zodiac Signs’ airplane crashed on an abandoned island? A result of my procrastination. xD
Aries: Alright guys, if you don’t listen to me you’re all going to fucking die.
Taurus: If we run out of food I nominate Pisces to be our food sacrifice.
Gemini: What we need to do is write…
Best fortune cookie ever! Already following it’s advice.
Also, sidenote: in my head, I read fortune cookies with an Asian accent. Am I the only one?